Monthly Archives: April 2013

Comic relief…..Woody Allen on death

I’m not afraid of death,  I just don’t want to be there when it happens. * If you want to make God  laugh, tell him about your plans. * You can live to be a hundred if you give up … Continue reading

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Drop the past, move on…

Sensho and his two other friends, both monks, were about to step into the water to cross the river when they noticed a beautiful young woman standing on its banks. `I fear the water and I wish to go to … Continue reading

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Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss………

`Everybody hates me,’ moaned Simba the snake, `no one loves me.’ Stroking his short hip French beard, his guru replied, `Well, why are you surprised?….You are always going around biting people, hurting people….Try and stop biting people and you will … Continue reading

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Two Mullas and a folk-tale…

The right time to worry… Mulla Nasrudin’s donkey had gone missing, and everyone in the village was busy searching for the animal. `The whole village is worried about your donkey except you,’ one of the villagers said to him. `What … Continue reading

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